Rita Hayworth’s before and after. She was sorta latin then they turned her into a white girl. Shameful? She looks BEAUTIFUL both ways for sure! BUT it’s sad/weird to me .
" One of the defining silver screen sex symbols, Rita Hayworth was born with the much less American-sounding name, Margarita Carmen Cansino.
Columbia Pictures came along and, not being much for political correctness, pretty much told Cansino that her lack of success was due to her being way too Spanish-y. So, Cansino agreed to go along with a few surgical processes, such as:
A. Painful Hairline Electrolysis
Cansino had a low hairline, which pegged her as a Latina. This is the same discrimination which kept Vega out of the World Warrior tournament, until he wore a mask to conceal his hairline.
Carmen Cansino became Rita Hayworth. Her dark hair was died auburn. The transformation complete, Rita Hayworth now looked Saltine enough for Columbia:
Not five years before, the young immigrant’s daughter was dancing in smoky bars for coins. After her “honky-fication,” she became the hottest thing in sanctioned Armed Forces self-pleasure. A picture of her kneeling on a bed in a nightgown sold 5 million copies. Her likeness was fashioned on the side of atomic bombs. “
I wish every day started with a “previously on” so that I’d know which of my life’s plot points were going to be important that day
“I was never used to being happy, so that wasn’t something I ever took for granted. You see, I was brought up differently from the average American child because the average child is brought up expecting to be happy. I was a mistake. My mother didn’t want to have me.”
It’s funny when dudes think strippers are impressed by them when they brag that they’ve slept with strippers…. Because, like, EVERYONE we’ve slept with has slept with a stripper, you fucking moron.
HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS?!
I’m so disappointed.